Total Medals Earned: 83 (From
13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,020 Points
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Charlie Sheen - Winning
5 Points Run 250 people over
5 Points Travel over 2.5 miles
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Communist in Space
50 Points Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
5 Points Your very first bronze!
10 Points Your very first silver!
10 Points Complete day area!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Human Centipede: The Game
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
25 Points Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
5 Points Beat the tutorial levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
10 Points Listen to all songs
10 Points Beat Level 1
25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
25 Points Beat Level 2
25 Points Beat Level 3
50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
50 Points Beat Level 4
100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
100 Points Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 9/11 (395/495 points)
5 Points The sound of silence...
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
5 Points Let's take this outside!
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
5 Points Love hurts.
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
5 Points Put em up.
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
10 Points Drink til you drop.
10 Points Chicks before dicks.
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)